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some guy: now I know you're a virgin so you probably don't know much about -
me: no I read fanfiction I got this
 #now lay down and let me buttsex you with my dildo

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cameronbaum: 20th Century Fox - Blokflut...

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padanosephilia: i think i need a Howl’s moving castle j2 au

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willyousmile: if i had a dick i would masturbate every single fucking day and it wouldn’t be hard because it’s a fucking dick and when you get horny it just gets up and that’s when you rub it out but no vagina’s are complicated mechanisms that require certain fucking pressure to certain parts of it in order to fucking stimulate pleasure and i’m too fucking impatient and too fucking dumb to work...

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